One-time
Buy BananaFORCE once. No monthly ransom. No "tier unlock" nonsense.
Frenchie presents · anti-SaaS division
BANANAFORCE
WE HATE SAAS TOO.
BananaFORCE is a one-time buy — five years of updates, zero subscription shakedown.
Tired of rent-a-software? Frenchie was born in '76 and he remembers when you bought the record once.
Pay once. Deploy your stack. Get five full years of module updates while those SaaS bros keep raising your "seat count."
Charlie's Angels had a boss on a speakerphone. You get inventory, CRM, and a bulldog who doesn't invoice you monthly.
📞 FRENCHIE ON THE BANANA PHONE“Listen up — I hate SaaS more than I hate a soggy fry. BananaFORCE: pay once, five years of updates. Case closed.”
THE PITCH
What you get when Frenchie runs ops instead of a billing department.
5 years of updates
Modules, fixes, and deploy stack improvements — included for five full years.
Anti-SaaS
We hate subscription fatigue as much as you do. BF is ownership, not rental.
✗ Per-seat pricing✗ Surprise renewals✗ Feature gates✓ BananaFORCE
THE OPERATIVES
Your modules. Included. Not a line item on someone's ARR spreadsheet.
FIELD AGENTStockwellInventoryShe counts every banana. Twice.→ ON ASSIGNMENTFIELD AGENTPipeline PattyCRMClosing deals in platform heels.→ ON ASSIGNMENTFIELD AGENTCart KarateOffline salesOffline sales. Online attitude.→ ON ASSIGNMENTFIELD AGENTShelf SabrinaCatalogTier pricing with tier hair.→ ON ASSIGNMENT
THE ROSTER
Everything in the box. Five years of updates. Still no monthly invoice.
OPERATIONS
Stock, schedules, assets, and staff tools.
REVENUE
Pipeline, orders, and invoicing.
FINANCE
Books sync and executive dashboards.
SUPPORT
Tickets, messages, and inbound leads.
CUSTOMER-FACING
Shop, portal, and public touchpoints.